And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH
NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.
YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner